Luncheon

Everyone knows Bruce...everyone.

you just lobbed it over the plate there, Shakespeare.

Kingly stuff

What are you gonna do, give him a warning?

The family had to go too, plus then I just get to take their shit. 

And then I blink and like magic it returns. 

its why she stays

with all your precious "Science"....

The interesting part would have been the original question.

Strawberries. You make me sick, people.

its been a rough morning...this was all I could Col. Mustard.  Not funny. 

Canadian Whisky makes me think of bears.

rrrrrrrrrrrr.  thats what a bear says.  I might have had a drink. 

Happy Saturday

After all day with the kids...again.  All I have to say is, "HAPPY SATURDAY!" 

Mr. Mittens Industries.

I'd give you my card, but I'm a fucking cat. 

weird scan. But the sentiment shines through.

It gets boring after a while.

Inspired by listening to George Carlin talk about "Stuff". 

ribbit.

You don't know what rabbits want. 

Ask and ye shall receive.  Except not. 

I'm gonna miss things like this! 

always

Be good, Jesus is watching you.

#badOlympicSports: Human Centipede Bobsledding via @Writrzblok

@Writrzblok's Human Centipede Bobsledding put to shit drawing. 

#BadOlympicSports: Men's Individual Salad Tossing

@wilw's idea for #BadOlympicSports @midnight hastag war.  Fuck, only three real words in that last sentence. 

#badolympicsports

if there were a hell, which I must reiterate, THERE ISN'T, I'd be going there, totes ma goats style. 

it only satisfies the need for more coffee.  WHY SO CRUEL??

Who's he?  Oh, he just...

It is supposed to be a special treat.  Damn it. 

The Empire fell, they still still needed blood.  Get this on lock down JJ Abrams. 

I don't bar, but I facebook, and I've seen your pics. You know who you are.

You have three kids with two dads.  Stay the fuck at home. 

jabba da bible thumper
send me shit on twitter, so I can draw it for you, because obviously I'm running out of ideas.  @Furburn.  do it. 

Get it?  He's grouchy. 

They like to bang little boys.  without exception. 

He's an ass too. 

its the new ketchup.  get with the times. 

its kind of like towely, but REAL/

it works for the gospel and molestation.  how quaint. 

its that lack of attention to detail that always gets me into trouble!

The only place you can go and get 3 lbs of beef and three pounds of white cotton briefs all within one arm length.

That saying is stupid... fish make for awful bed fellows.

He said...to all his friends.

That.  And they're pricks.